Yesterday my life got easier. Can I get an 'amen'?
You see, for the past 5 months and 18 days,
I've carried Carolyn in a sling on trips to the grocery store,
like any 'attachment parent' worth her salt would do.
Well, that's not the only reason.
I have this weird paranoia that I will someday run into my chosen parenting guru,
Dr. Sears himself, at Target.
And I will have no icebreaker if I'm not wearing my baby.
Surely Dr. Sears will not judge me for taking advantage of the grocery cart seat
now that C can sit up.
Maybe I'll attach myself to the cart with some sort of tether.
Just to be safe.
Now I'm off to watch the movie 'Precious'.
Just in case I run into Oprah.